Life Lesson No #1,486

Know the song "Kiss the Rain" by Billie Myers?

Kiss the rain, Whenever you need me, Kiss the rain, Whenever I'm gone too long, If your lips, Feel lonely and thirsty, Kiss the rain, And wait for the dawn ....

Well, I tried it. I stood outside when it was pouring. I looked up. I kissed the rain.

And you know what? As poetic as it may sound in the song... as romantically inspiring as the image seems, I looked like a total nutcase. Kissing the rain, my friends, actually makes you look very, very, very, VERY idiotic. Life Lesson No #1,486.