Dangerously Maoist

RYVITA. A trite, potentially headline grabbing, dangerously Maoist invention.

Here I am, sat in the office, attempting to eat what’s good for me.
What I really want is a nice warm bagel.
Loaded with smoked salmon and cream cheese.
*Baaaaaaaa-geeeeeeeeeeel*
Will settle all contentious cases for a bagel.
I hope none of my client's read this.